Imagine Bucky meeting Rocket Racoon and the rest of the Guardians.

— Anonymous

imaginebucky:

rocket is enthusiastically recounting the story of that time he “singlehandedly” busted peter, gamora, and draxx out of a “high-security prison” when he gets to the part about how peter actually believed he needed that guy’s prosthetic leg, when really, he just wanted to see him hopping around without it -

“excuse me?” clint pulls out one of his hearing aids and shakes it. “is my hearing aid malfunctioning, or did i really just hear actual fart noises coming out of your mouth?”

steve is on his feet and furious; to contrast him, bucky has one foot propped up on his other knee, the picture of casual except that his metal hand is clenching and unclenching into a fist, whirring audibly. natasha pops her bubblegum threateningly.

“i am groot,” groot says, nudging rocket, and rocket mutters, “shut up.”

“i’m no expert, but i’m pretty sure he means that making fun of disabled people isn’t fucking funny,” remarks bucky serenely.

rocket mumbles something inaudible.

“i’m sorry, what was that?” clint asks, rolling his hearing aid between his fingers. “you’re gonna have to say it louder.”

rocket rolls his eyes and then blurts out, “i’m sorry, okay!”

“great,” clint says. “now keep telling me how you’re never gonna do that again, and also how the hell you got out of a high security prison using only a battery and a guard’s id. i need to know.”

overlypolitebisexual:

also can we stop pretending skinny shaming is on the same level as fat shaming? im against shaming people’s bodies no matter what and i think doing so is disgusting but thin bodies are still far more accepted and catered to and it’s important to acknowledge that

bestxatxspace:

waffleguppies:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

garboing:

Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you’re the cause of all of this. I think you’re evil. Evil!

The Birds, 1963 | Alfred Hitchcock.

lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

unfriendlyblasianhottie:

black-woman:

ghdos:

theracismrepellent:

breadheadz:

Dear White America: Wilson had ZERO reason to murder Mike.

Spread this like wildfire

~Tae

SMH.

A link to a video of the store owners’ lawyer stating this: (x)

He wouldn’t have deserved to die even if he did steal. Stop putting black men on trial for their murders smh

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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#same

Sometimes, I wish this job was a bit more boring